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to perform oral sex on a woman
I mow box for a living
45π 11π
the most categorizing combination of bullshit thaat even the US government couldnt come up with
The MTV VMA lets kids know that they are slaves to the system
18π 8π
Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"
"My ebay items are selling like beer."
19π 19π
"non athletic sport centered around rednecks"
nascar sucks dick u stupid nigs
70π 88π
A fine ass chick. Aka "hot stuff"
Damn! That Caitlen is a fine piece of ass. I would sure like to hit the shit from behind.
124π 71π
when you fuck a chick while wearing a condum and after she takes it off and sucks you dick clean
We fucked really quick and then she cleaned up
29π 72π