minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

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LIPTON

cal-m spot stealing 13 year old fat kid

lipton stole esm's cal-m spot, what a fat nigger

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porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

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wall street journal

A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.

None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!

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air force one

shoes nelly wears

air force ones are shoes

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breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.

"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)

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pissfunny

hilarious. Irish colloq

That guy tom he thinks he is pissfunny

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