Hoodamunk

Police. An old sicilian friend told me that this is what his friends called the police when he was growing up. Background? Who knows!

"Let's get outta here, Hoodamonk's coming!"

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kinfolk

someone who you consider being a relative but really isn't

james is my kinfolk

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Kraigy

Very rare breed of human. Often confused with an albino. Known to love sound and likes sex like rabbits do.

Oh my God, that guy's a Kraigy.

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chunk

Gun

I pulled out my chunk.

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Lu Bu

The king of Fighters. Man among men, like a rock, he is undefeatable and i giant compared to any man. The meaning of terror and the mennace of chaos.

Just get out of my way...

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as a friend

means they hate you, and wany you to freaking get away.

Girl- I like you. As a friend.
Boy- Awesome. (hugs)
Girl- (stabs)

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God

A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.

Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass!
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?

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