spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

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the nicole hi

When one person, esp. a girl, greets another person with a loud, high pitched, often obnoxious pronunciation of their name.

she sees john "JOOOOHHHHHHN!"

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afakasi

a half white half balck person
"a halfkast"

"wat r u?"
"im afakasi"

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Irish Curse

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.

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knocking boots

fucking

i was knocking boots with your mom

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duce

To take a fat shit. Drop a number 2. To Drop the Cosby Kids off at the swiming hole.

I have to go take a duce before it comes out in my pants.

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lightpost

A post that holds a light.

The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!

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