MTV VMA

the most categorizing combination of bullshit thaat even the US government couldnt come up with

The MTV VMA lets kids know that they are slaves to the system

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Selling like beer

Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"

"My ebay items are selling like beer."

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nascar

"non athletic sport centered around rednecks"

nascar sucks dick u stupid nigs

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awesomelynesserest

the most awesome that has ever or will ever be.

I am the awesomelynesserest person ever.

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Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

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yeracunt

meaning that you sir are a cunt of the highest order

errrm that guy with the big chin...jay leno thats the one.

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dry

Masturbation without any form of artificial lubricant.

You're masturbating dry if you don't use Vaseline

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