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You must not like him much if you cant even spell his name correctly
56π 44π
when you are screwing some one and you cut their pubs off.
18π 34π
This is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and sticks his wet dick in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.
Jack pulled out of Jill's mouth and gave her a Silly Willy.
71π 67π
to perform oral sex on a woman
I mow box for a living
45π 11π
the most categorizing combination of bullshit thaat even the US government couldnt come up with
The MTV VMA lets kids know that they are slaves to the system
18π 8π
Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"
"My ebay items are selling like beer."
19π 19π