bubba sparxx

You must not like him much if you cant even spell his name correctly

SPARXXX is the correct way

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lobster sex

when you are screwing some one and you cut their pubs off.

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Spicy Bunghole

When a male rubs tabasco sauce around his genitalia and has sexual intercourse with a female in the anal region.

I totally gave that bitch a spicy bunghole last night!

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chunk

Gun

I pulled out my chunk.

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Lu Bu

The king of Fighters. Man among men, like a rock, he is undefeatable and i giant compared to any man. The meaning of terror and the mennace of chaos.

Just get out of my way...

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as a friend

means they hate you, and wany you to freaking get away.

Girl- I like you. As a friend.
Boy- Awesome. (hugs)
Girl- (stabs)

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God

A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.

Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass!
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?

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