duce

To take a fat shit. Drop a number 2. To Drop the Cosby Kids off at the swiming hole.

I have to go take a duce before it comes out in my pants.

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lightpost

A post that holds a light.

The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!

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scooby

Subaru Impreza Turbo. Apparently Subaru sounds like Sccoby-Do to young boys especially chavs

Wicked Scooby Mate!!!!!

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Anti-Moses

Nothings wrong, but its just not right.

Im not mad at you or anything, i've just been anti-moses lately

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Ragnarok

The act of penile/anal sexual penetration.

Sam: Hey Sean, what's up?
Sean: Dude, seriously, don't open the door, we're performing ragnarok!
Sam: BUTTSEX!

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Shart

v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart

I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?

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sh-art

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out much like. Used in the movie along came polly.

We got to go I just sharted.

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