freakin' idiot

1. Any who is annoying or crap to any one else
2. What angry/drunk/sad people call everyone

Oh, you are such a freakin' idiot

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CFK

Only The Coolest Person Ever. A CFK is someone that everyone aspires to be like, and only cool Canadians can ever gain the level of coolness that is CFK.

Son: "Man dad, i wanna be JUST like CFK when I grow up."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because he is just SO DAMN COOL!"

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mofackus

shortened version of motherfuckers, for use in settings unreceptive to foul language.

They didnt hold the elevator for me, mofackus

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pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

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spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

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the nicole hi

When one person, esp. a girl, greets another person with a loud, high pitched, often obnoxious pronunciation of their name.

she sees john "JOOOOHHHHHHN!"

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afakasi

a half white half balck person
"a halfkast"

"wat r u?"
"im afakasi"

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