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A person or animal (animal?!) who goes "PHROAWR LOOK AT HIS ASS" while looking somewhere else and again going " PHROAWR, HEY BABY" so, yep, they like a bit of both, its always good to have some variety in your life aint it, like differerent food, you might like vegatables (women) but you may need a bit of meat (men, duh) as well. they actually describe bisexualilty via veg/meat method in schools, OMG i know, its, like retarded, anyway, freddie mercury was bi, and he was cooler than cool, so was lord byron, so was every other sexual traveller. being bi would also probably mean your already getting TONS of the opposite sex already, so you want something a little (Quite a bit) different, so yea, bi's are getting more action than YOU. This makes them instantly cool. note, bi's have constant access to everything, and chances are, own there own nightclub. this isnt garrenteed though, because a good few of students and pupils are bi aswell, but chances are, there just confused and like a bit of modern art, note: when you were a child, if you knew a proper bi kid, then they were probably one of the coolest, with bits of innuendo and smart ideology to vaguely cover the sexual preferences and redevous.

#johhnny sticks hand down someones pants "EWW"
#cornelius sticks hand down someones pants "lovely"
#johhnny sticks hand down someones pants "thats swell!!"
#cornelius sticks hand down someones pants "lovely"
#cornelius sticks hand down someone elses pants "lovely"
#johhnny cries, for he did not like to much of what pants were on offer. picky. not for bisexual though

by SECRET CLASSROOM EROTICA POET May 18, 2010

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