Hammerjob

1) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a hammer.
2) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a sledgehammer.

That guy just got castrated by a hammerjob.

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Whatchyamadoohickeythingamacallit

1) a term coined to address a thing that is undefined
2) a most ridiculous word.

See "thing."

Now, just what the hell is that whatchyamadoohickeythingamacallit?!?!?!?

Damned-little-shit

An expression commonly used by elderly people to refer to young delinquents that have crossed the line a bit too far.

You stay the hell away from my poor dog, you daaaaaamned-little-shit!!!

Officer, I caught this damned-little-shit red-handed!!

Racktop

1.) The act of a man simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with his girlfriend while using her breasts as a platform for his laptop in order to finish typing an essay.
2.) The act of being productive and reproductive simultaneously.

3.) The act of a woman using a laptop that is resting directly on her bare breasts for the sole purpose of attracting a man.

Oh my god, stop fucking your girlfriend, get off your racktop, and take out the garbage.

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