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NATIONAL GRAB THAT ASS DAY is when you grab all the ass you can
September 13 is now NATIONAL GRAB DAT ASS DAY because Senior Brown PeePee says so.
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Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
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