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It's when a dude only lasts 10 seconds during sex.
He jizzes in her and starts acting like the girl from the exorcist just to stop her from bitching .
She'll be like "wtf!" Thats when you start screaming SAY TEN!
True story
Sergio: take it, take it!
Ruth: mmm, ah, dont stop papi!
Sergio: (oh no! not again!)
Sergio: fuck me! SAY TEN! SAY TEN!
Ruth: WTF!
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slang for cock
and
a yugioh card
Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?
Bitch: Yes!
Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!
The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.
Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.
Dude A: Oh yeah!
Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!
Dude A: Sweet!
Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
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The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.
Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.
Dude A: Oh yeah!
Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!
Dude A: Sweet!
Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
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Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.
1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.
2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!
And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)
Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
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Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.
1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.
2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!
And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)
Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
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