Couderc

The absolute best fucking person. They flirt with everyone and has a massive horsecock that all trans people are jealous of. They will steal all your perfume and boyfriends as well as completely shatter your confidence that your dick falls off. Your back too after they absolutely fucking destroy your booty hole. Simply looking in their direction will instantly blow your back out from how massive their penis area is. When I first laid eyes on a Couderc they were so hard it was illegal and they had to handcuff their cock.

When I see a Couderc, the following happens:
I...
-Cream
-Splurge
-Nut
-Ejaculate
-Gleeber
-Poot
-Fart
-Cum

Police Officer: You got a license to bear arms that HUGE, Couderc?
Couderc: No officer, but we can work something out in your cop car 😉 .

Griffin

griffins a bITCH ASS LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY U ALMOST TALK AS MUCH AS I FUCK UR MUM

GRIFFIN: Im A bItCh
EVery one : yes u r

Griffin

this guys a cocking bITCH ASS LIKE JUST STOP TALKING YOU ALMAST TALK AS MUCH AS I FUCK UR MUM

GRIFFIN:im a bitch

EVereyone else: yes u r