ryan

A Ryan tends to have a square of triangular shapped head they are very short and noticable.
They are extremly unfunny and cant take a joke.
A Ryan has a ear pearcingly high pitched voice and unbearable jokes.
A Ryans family usually consists of a gender confused mum a skin head dad and a brother who had a massive forhead.
Ryans tend to find someone and never leave them alone.
If you see a ryan.RUN.

Anne Frank"ew what is that short annoying thing"
Jimmy Savile"Thats a ryan not even i would fuck that"