Slack-jawed in either amazement or terror.
You: Hey! ASL?
Stranger: 56 years old, herm, louisiana.
You: :|__|
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The act of quickly exiting a pornographic website as someone enters the room.
Dude, you gotta work on your quickdraw. I saw that porn a mile away.
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There's a Ghetto Pinata working off the corner of north boulevard and 5th street.
A term used to aleviate an awkward pause someone else has created.
Bob: My great dane broke my femur by humping me.
Joe: ...lol?
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A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.
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