Brownbacking

Anal sex with an ass so poopy you don't need lube.

I was brownbacking the governor of Kansas last night, and man did his shit stink!

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Tablefigging

A fetish wherein one derives pleasure from watching Teenage Boys Looking at Lesbian Fisting Guides (TBLLFG). (Incidentally, the psychological term for this would be Puerostudiosappho - pugnusdoctrinophilia -- or something)

I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."

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