shooters drunk

the type of intoxication by alcohol in which one is destined to make poor decisions no matter the consequences. One may also end up shivering in the corner of a room or calling all female friends and inquiring about one's own unattractiveness.

Man, I was so shooters drunk last night I couldn't stand up straight.

That was destined to happen because he was so shooters drunk.

I will forever regret last night, for I was shooters drunk.

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