go-tard

A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.

Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!

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Cringe Rock

Famous rock songs from the 80s/90s that have been over played to death. Often causing men over 50 to play an imaginary guitar.

Usually the very last song played at the end of the night in clubs leading to 17 year old’s raising their hands in the air and professing it to be the best song ever made.

Jon: Turn off that rap music and put some Chesney Hawkes on, this is an absolute classic.

Nathan: Not more Cringe Rock, we have already listened to Sweet Child O' Mine 3 times!

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trappin

To sell drugs

James be trappin on Taylor road

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crapola

1- a totally shady inspired word meaning full of crap.
2- term often used to express the beliefs of fundies.
3- something or someone that is beyond belief.
3- an extreme example of those who are full of crap: i.e., crapola-ites.

You are so full of crapola; you have got to be a crapola-ite.

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My band

Good song (fuck what you think) and easy to make a parody of.

These chicks don't even know what i do with my hand.
I play with the parts that make me a man.
Enough comes out to fill a sauce pan.
Now do you know what i do with my hand?

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Las Vegas

The worst city in the world. Filled with dumbasses, rejects, dumb street hoes, gooey, porn filled streets, smoke filled rooms, and too much gambling. Hotter than hell and dirty as fuck. Disgusting in every possible way and not even 1 billionth as good as San Diego

Want to go to hell on earth? Sure, then let's go to Las Vegas.

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steve hawkings

A scientist in a wheel chair. He uses a machine to talk.

Guy 1: Man, I'm bored
Guy 2: Let's play Steve Hawking's Off-Road Wheelchair Fury.

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