Tetley boy

When someone comes round to your house and drink about 15 brews and talks pure crap.

“Oh shit, here comes tetley boy”

Dimplet

“One who is do small and stumpy they could not stand up to a cig dimp”

Move you little dimplet

Boreman

That old bouncer at a night club who thinks he runs the city and talks crap about fights he’s never had and let’s nobody in.

“Boreman alert lets go pub instead”

Thighsicle

The blobs of extra flesh that hang over fat knees.

Those thighsicles really complement her cankles.

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Biftorian

One who has been known to have smoked 100 cigarettes a day since birth

“Hide your fags he’s a biftorian”

Ricker burner

When you wake up at 3am and your asshole tries evicting itself because you thought you was rocky the night before eating volcanos juice from boss man’s curry gaff.

“Been on the toilet for months. That lamb Bhuna last night burnt my ass it’s a fuckin ricker burner”