January 11

People born on this day have massive cocks and their dick energy is off the charts

Damn Daniel you got a massive cock!
You must've been born yesterday January 11th

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September 2

People born this day tend to have vaginas that smell like swamps resulting in SWAMP PUSSY

Damn Kesha yo pussy stank! Were you born September 2?
Killing me with your swamp pussy

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September 2

People born on this day tend to have vaginas that smells like swamps

Woah this my swank said shrek you must've born September 2nd

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