tRiBaLmUnKy

A monkey famous for yawning too damn much.

12:21 <tRiBaLmUnKy> *yawn*
12:21 <Sid> GODDAMMIT MUNKY STOP THE INFERNAL YAWNS!!!!

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green shirt popped collar

People who wear green collared shirts, with the collar popped, are looking for a sex partner.

Diane: Hey, Jim is wearing a green shirt with a popped collar... I'll invite him over!

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Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

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Fizzing

The sexual act of inserting an effervescent tablet up your Rectum

After a hard days grind at work Paul relaxed with a Fizzing and a hand shandy in front of the telly.

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Somen

The word something slurred together.

Yo wanna do somen?

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White Willy Vacuum

When someone snorts crack off of a penis.

"She did a white willy vacuum on that guy at the party"

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ace rockola

Man? Woman? More like something in between. What lies between his legs is a mystery wrapped in an enigma and shoved between the legs of a fat, long haired freak thing.

Will we ever find out? Will anyone? Unlikely. That'd involve someone having some type of sex with him.

Oh man, did you see Ace Rockolas pictures? He's a dude, right?

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