FEMALE SLUT MAGNET:
WHEN A MALE OR FEMALE IS A MAGNET FOR FEMALE SLUTS
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FRIDAY-SATURDAY MELTDOWN:
WHEN YOU START GETTING FUCKED UP ON FRIDAY AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT IT IS SATURDAY
"DUDE I TOTALLY HAS A FSM THIS WEEKEND!"
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FANTASTIC SLOW MASTURBATION:
WHEN YOU MASTURBATE SLOWLY AND IT HAS A FANTASTIC ENDING
I HAD THE BEST FSM LAST NIGHT!
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