dragons breath

When a man is about to preform oral sexual pleasures on a woman, then out of nowhere that woman releases a quief or vaginal flatulance into the males face spraying him with hott air that reakes of sulfure and some what feels like a dragons breath.

i gave tom the worst case of dragons breath last night.said flo.

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brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

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wham bam thank you mam

to make along story short its the gentlemen's way of saying:"Yo bitch lets fuck right now!"its also done very quickly and to make it an offical wham bam thank you mam never talk to the woman again in your live.

Sir Manchowder:so sanchez what did u and "lisa" do last night?
Sir Sanchez:oh just gave her a wham bam thank you mam thats all.

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copper box

a vagina designed with red pubic hair giving it a copper tint.

i wonder if shes gotta copper box

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fore skin

uncut skin srounding the very tip of the penis also known as faggot's bubble gum.

dude i really need to do something about my foreskin its causing a massive jizz block in my urthera.

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Hot-Carl

This is a simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.

Ted:I could never do anal sex with tammy my pen15 would be all covered with shit.
Ned:Thats why you give her a hot carl plus it saves you time,water,and soap.

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errait

the sound of a scratchboard or turntables coming from a white boys mouth when trying to beatbox for others to enjoy

Quincy stayded up all night to work on his errait's.

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