Christmas Whore

someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.

Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!

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Gay Arm

When a lesbian's dominant arm becomes more muscular due to a monogamous relationship....or just lots of sex

Girl 1: Have you just been lifting weights with your right hand?
Girl 2: No, Maggie and I have been together for a couple months. This is just my Gay Arm.

Cumbug

Someone who does not partake in Holiday cheer, but instead spends the Holidays attempting to bang every living soul

Person 1: Hey did you hook up with my cousin at the Holiday party?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Wait...that was a Holiday party?
Person 1: ...you Cumbug

back to nature run

When a woman runs outside topless through either a field or wooded area.

Alcohol may or may not be involved.

-It's a blue moon tonight! Time for a back to nature run.