Red Ross

A hero, red like an anal growth, and powerful like a fart from a large hippo.
He is the savior of the universe and is matched by none.
His theme tune is She's a monster by Neyo, when this song rings out, all villians in the area evacuate their bowels in fear.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, NO! it's red ross!

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