EDEN

Eden. The most perfect best friend you could ever have in your life. You have to have 1 1/3 cup positivity, 5 cups of intelligence, 7 cups of hippie and witch and 4 cups of loyalness and humor. To mix it up a little well add 3 tsps of dirty minded ness, 90 cups of an undying love for all animals and plants. -1000 cups of loving people who kill animals, trump, spiders and annoying smart people with short back haircuts. She loves food and animals and if you happen to get ab Eden make sure you never make her mad a you. Trust me

Random person: as I wish I had an Eden

Random person: oh I think you can attract one with food and weirdness