SLU

There are two main schools in St. Louis, SLU and WashU. If you want to be fucking miserable for four years and hang out with ugly girls and and nerds, go to Wash U. If you're cool and want to enjoy college, go to SLU. It's a private, Jesuit university in the city of St. Louis. Are you white, smart, wealthy? Do you drink a lot of beer? Did you go to a private high school and occasionally volunteer? If yes, this school is the place for you.

That girl is wearing Nike shorts, sperry top siders, a vera bradley purse, and carrying a can of bud light in a vineyard vines koozie, she must go to SLU.

Who are those kids bonging beers while repainting an old folks home? probably SLU students.

That girl is really hot! no fucking way she goes to WashU, gotta be from SLU.

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