achievement pants

A pair of imaginary pants used as a symbol to award someone when they've done something good, but hardly worth noting. Same as in giving someone a "cookie."

"Oh, you took out the trash? I'll go get the achievement pants for you to wear."

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cookie

Another imaginary award give to someone when they've done something good or benefiting, but not necessarily noteworthy.

"Tommy dried the dishes, let me get that boy a cookie!"

"The slow driver got out of the left-lane. I need to give her a cookie."

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