belarus

Former Soviet republic. Kicks ass for such a small country. Great hockey team.

Belarus rocks! Lithuania does not.

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"Access Denied" or "Fuck off you nosy parker!"

Access has been denied now fuck off you nosy parker!

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ettercap

An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.

they are easy to kill though

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Half-orc

Half-orcs are the children of orcs and humans. Their heritage is evident thanks to their muscular build, sloping forehead, prominent lower jaw, and jutting teeth. Half-orcs are extremely powerful and make excellent fighters. However, they are typically dull and slow-witted.

Can have greenish skin.

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carrion crawler

Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.

Giant worms aren't fun.

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myconid

myconids are animated, man sized mushrooms that often blend in with non-animated mushrooms. they release clouds of spores that can cause confusin.

just another giant mold

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flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

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