myconid

myconids are animated, man sized mushrooms that often blend in with non-animated mushrooms. they release clouds of spores that can cause confusin.

just another giant mold

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ettercap

An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.

they are easy to kill though

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Half-orc

Half-orcs are the children of orcs and humans. Their heritage is evident thanks to their muscular build, sloping forehead, prominent lower jaw, and jutting teeth. Half-orcs are extremely powerful and make excellent fighters. However, they are typically dull and slow-witted.

Can have greenish skin.

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belarus

Former Soviet republic. Kicks ass for such a small country. Great hockey team.

Belarus rocks! Lithuania does not.

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"Access Denied" or "Fuck off you nosy parker!"

Access has been denied now fuck off you nosy parker!

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flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

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duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.

Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!

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