Emma

A sweet, charming girl. Awkward when you first meet her, but will warm up after a while. The type of friend you hang out with every now and then, but can get clingy if you hang out too much. After a while, you may notice she has low self-esteem and that’s fine because she’s annoying and should go suck a d

“Ugh! Emma just invited me to hang out again! That’s 3 weekends in a row!”

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Jordan

GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.

Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”