Fergus

Uncle;

brother of your father or your mother;

slang. Older male mentor

Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.

He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.

Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fergus will be at the function cuh!" - Person 1
"Oh flip yeah!!" - person 2