mark wood

A guy who talks about his high school days and favorite word is dude. Also wants to name his kid Morning

Dude, I just mark wood in high school

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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

Partrick

A guy who seems cool but says huh a lot and seems to only be able to communicate in brail even though he’s not blind

Why are there Partrick things at the drive thru?

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Troll balls

Vape smoke hitting your face like little troll balls. Phew..phew

Quit blowing you troll balls into my face Chase!!!