nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

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Motherfucker

used for comparison.
the second best, or second worst thing in all the universe

-it is colder than a motherfucker out here.
-it is hotter than a motherfucker in here
-this burger is tastier than a motherfucker
-god damn, that byatch is finer than a motherfucker.

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shiz niz

a mixture of letters that forms a non-existant word

this can not even be considered slang. coco and county corpse are two dumb mother fuckers

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Swiatched

amazing freestyler

i know you wannabe a swiatched when i comes to rap

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yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

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dreamcatcher

a rag you use to clean yourself up after ahaving a jizzdream

*dreaming* ooo yeah, suck it baby
CREAM!!!
*wake up*
oh shit i creamed myself, where's my dream catcher?

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lockdown

jail

johnny done fucked up, he's in lockdown now

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