depraids

When you get an STD while you are on the highway going 120 mph before you whip it into oncoming traffic.

Me - Yo Juan did you know bob had Depraids!!!

Juan - No bro is he okay?

Me - Nah it was terminal he only had about 13 seconds before he was hit head on by a semi truck.

Juan - How did that happen?

Me - He was smashing his girl while going 120 mph down the highway and she told him she had HPV.

Juan - so where did the truck come from?

Me - He whipped that shit into oncoming traffic when he found out.

Zurkem balb

When a guy pees out his butthole and craps out of his penis
(Zerr-Kim-Baaalb)

Last week I had a horrific experience with a zurkem balb

Spergantuious kerr

A name for someone with no gender (sper-gan-chuu-iss kerr)

The person who is genderless is also a Spergantuious kerr

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