Majesty

The band from the 80's that evolved into the popular Prog/Metal band, Dream Theater.

Members:
Chris Collins - Vocals
Charlie Dominici - Vocals (later)
Kevin Moore - Keyboards
John Myung - Bass Guitar
John Petrucci - Lead Guitar
Mike Portnoy - Drums

Person 1: Hey someone's selling the rare Majesty Demos on eBay! I haven't heard them.

Person 2: Don't waste your time, bro. Listen to some newer Dream Theater instead.

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Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O