clitty hardon

When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.

"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.

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Ahmed soliman

A goofy looking guy from Egypt that fell in love with a beautiful American blonde.

Also a term used for a man that married a woman out of his league.

Wow, the bride is so beautiful, the groom sure pulled off an Ahmed Soliman.

The Gift

Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient

1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."

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Pink Zone

Pronunciation: 'pi{ng}k 'zOn
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle Dutch pinke, from Latin zona belt, zone, from Greek zOnE; akin to Lithuanian juosti to gird

1: the vaginal orifice or vaginal pore of a female

SEE ALSO: p'zone

1: Man, this soft core porn is bullshit. Her pink zone is covered by her undies.

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jack with

To "jack with" someone is to tell someone a lie in a way that will make that person believe you. To mess with someone, to pull a person's leg.

The used car salesman jacked with the ignorant teenager.

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roflmazao

A combination of ROFLMAO and PopoZao to be used exclusivly for LOLing @ K-Fed.

OMG1 i let out a HUGE ROFLMAZAO when i heard teh word that britney is ditching that douche ass k-fed. LOL

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