Get Clipped

A phrase used when you beat someone so bad in an online videogame that you need to save a game clip. Similar in nature to ' Let's Go!'

oh man, I juked that guy so bad for the score. Get Clipped!

Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.