Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

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voobs

a pair of breasts that arent of equal size

Derek's voobs have small nipples.

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Bigity Bigity Bitch Boy

An unpleasent, idiotic, snobby, or otherwise unpleasent individual

"You did WHAT?! You bigity Bigity Bitch boy..."

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tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

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shutup

shut the fuck up

shut up

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fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

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streetball

A variation of Basketball focused mainly on humiliating the opponent instead of beating them.

The player tried to put the ball through the guys legs but it didn't work when the guy could have passed and got 2 more points ahead of the opposing team

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