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Punany soonany

When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...

*Girl kisses guy*
Guy thinks "That's some punany soonany right there".

skb

Steven pwned you!

Yo sKb what's up!?!

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meating

very much like an egging, but with meat, cooked or raw; usually done in a playful or violent manner amongst a group of friends or colleagues

"Hey Jim, wanna come over this weekend? We're having a meating at Brian's place."

"Sure! I'll bring the hobo meat!"

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bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

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Conan

One who fights for the good of man. The antonym of Newman

That man will go down as one of the greatest Conans in history.

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RSX

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man, shit i was beaten again by an rsx

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