mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

sue squatch

A nasty hair bitch. That looks like a god dam sasquatch.

Look at shady trying to hook up with that sue squatch. What the fuck is he thinking. She has a bigger mustache then he does

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jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky

Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.

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sour sauce

The liquid that comes from a chick's snatch that has a yeast infection.

I went to eat out jens pussy. Until i went down there a smelled the sour sauce and almost fucken puked.