Burpy

When you do a “burpee” and actually burp

Man god Damn, I just did a burpy

Hanged

When you want to say hung but you don’t know what grammar is

That guy was hanged

You mean hung right?

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zoopoop

Made up term by old people, supposedly it means when you poop and it smells very bad. Usually happens when taking medicine (perhaps they took too many meds when coming up with this term)

Man: I just had a zoopoop
Other man: what the fuck is that? Weirdo

Wernie

Weird weenie

A very oddly shaped penis, usually bent

That dude has a wernie

route 4

Road that comes from New York City and crosses over a few towns in New Jersey

At day time you might aswell just put your car in park because of traffic and say your prayers when the cars are moving because nobody knows how to drive properly

At night time if you live in the vicinity good luck sleeping because it becomes a racetrack from 12 am to 5 am, nonstop loud cars speeding by and backfiring

Route 4 needs to be closed forever

Coffee

That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good

Coffee is for old people

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Your anus

Dad wheres my anus

Your anus is bleeding

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