Joilet

A toilet that is very comfortable and when you finish you are filled with joy because of how pleasant the experience was.

It's also a place

Steve: My stomach hurts
Robert: Then use the Joilet it will make you feel better
6 'minutes later
Robert: wow I feel great

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Poopant

Pants with permanent poop stains

My poopant is filthy

Donut

The best Circular food you could ever have

The donut was fantastic

Destroy All Humans

A game series from 2005-2008 where you play as an alien. It’s ridiculously fun and they’re releasing a remake of the original game july 28 2020

The 2 games released in 2008 weren’t as good as the first 2

Destroy all humans is my childhood

butt sauce

When you eat a lot of spicy food, (or White Castle) you'll go to bathroom and make really painful sauce out of your anus.

I ate at White Castle and had some mad butt sauce later

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butterflies

Evil monsters who will suck blood from your eyeballs (or just balls). They fly around and are great Halloween pranks

Butterflies are pieces of shit

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Firmly grasp it!

The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis

Firmly grasp it! Or I kill you

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