World of Warcraft

A second job you pay for.

Normal Person: Hey man, I'm going to go apply for a job and hopefully raise enough money to go on a date with my girlfriend. Need anything while I'm out?

World of Warcraft Addict: Yeah, pick up some more hot pockets and mountain dew. I need some fuel for this raid I'm about to go on.

Normal Person: Will do. By the way, are you SURE you don't want to come with? I'll put in a good word for you. Maybe we could work together.

WoW Addict: Not now, I'm buffing my party members.

Normal Person: Alright... how about that jog I was planning for next week? Want to join me?

WoW Addict: What was that? Sorry, I really gotta focus here.

Normal Person: I'll just head out then...

*normal person steps out, leaving the WoW addict in the dark. alone.*

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