Catalonia

Used to graphically show opinion on the Catalonia situation in Spain.

Person 1: *hits home run*
Person 2: Spain is Bat, Ball is Catalonia
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Person 1: *slaps person 2*
Person 3: Hand is Spain, Face is Catalonia

2👍 3👎

Trump Ratio

The Trump Ratio is a ratio of 2.5 to 1. It is the result of dividing Mr. Trump's false statements (~500) by his days in office (~200), which equals 2.5.

Person 1: Hey, how is your new bike?
Person 2: It's great! It's silver and has 11 gears which use the Trump Ratio!
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the ratio of this graph?: ____________-------------------------- (Imagine a straight line from

the first point to the last one...)
Student: I know! It uses the Trump Ratio! A ratio of 2.5 to 1!

Puigdemont

Carles Puigdemont (pronounced: ˈkarɫəs pudʒðəˈmon), is currently in charge of the Generalitat (Catalonia's government), and is seeking illegal independence from Spain (for no apparent reason).

Used as an insult, similar to retarded, or not knowing the consecuences of something (Clue-Brick). Can also be used to insul someone who doesn't care about something but then suffers consecuences.

Question: ¿What do you think about the situation in Catalonia?

Person 1: Dude, I don't understand the question.
Person 2: Just give your opinion on the topic.
Person 1: Yeah, but is that it?
Person 2: *inhales* PUIGDEMONT
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Person 1: *throws rocks at window*
Person 2: Stop. That's the principal's office. He'll suspend you!
Person 1: I don't care.
Principal: *suspends person 1*
Person 2: *inhales* PUIGDEMONT