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Ryan: "I need to get laid"
Burky: "I heard Jessica is FOD, so that will be a easy booty"
Ryan: "Good idea, and I'll need to act fast before Richard and Greg lay some tracks that I can't fill"
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Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.
Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"
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When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"
When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.
Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."
Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.
I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.
That is a Watermelon Farmer
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When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple
Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"