tecktonik

A supposedly "new" Parisian rave type dance where the dancer flails their arms like a humongous gaylord and pretty much jogs in place.

American ravers have been doing a better glowstick version of this for over 15 years.

American tourist: Look at the little toad-sucker! He's "tecktonik-ing"!

Faggy french-boy: 'Zis is the best dance ever invented, non?

American tourist: Non is right. (beats spazztic frenchie with a glowstick)

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