Hilary Duff

Blond bitch with NO TALENT WHATSOEVER. Very, very overrated. Doesn't even write her own friggin' songs. Can't sing. Sounds like a nasal Lindsay Lohan. Can't act either. (does lots of sighing). Somewhat chubby. Big slut. (she stole Joel) Fug as hell. Resembles a blond toad. Song lyrics are very cheap and shallow. (eg. 'my blond hair is everywhere!')

Fan base consists of arsey under-thirteen girls.

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Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff is a fat bitch who is a complete slut. Have you seen her with condoms in her purse? I don't wanna know who's doing her, but I just hope they don't get fat girl rabies.She's 145 pounds of bad singing. BAD SINGING. Like, my ears bleed. agghhhhh!!!!

little girl: mommy, can you buy me one of these? (looking at condoms)
mom: You've been watching too much Lizzie McGuire.

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MySpace Whores

-the ones with My Space blogs that leave comments like "I popped your Myspace cherry!"

-any member of the "hottest girls on MySpace club."

-any girl who appears on MySpace with a.) spread legs b.) ass hanging out c.) more than 1 square meter of fake-tan skin showing or d.) appear in a thong/bustier/garter belt/black lace/teddy/ etc.

"See that Virginia Tech girl with her legs all spread over her text book? She's not studying! She's a MySpace Whore!"

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YudUp

Southernism
More polite version of shut up

"YudUp you Idget!
...."Shut up you idiot"

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Cake

someone who is always high, usually from smoking illegal substances; baked

When he showed up for class he was total cake.

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south africa

south africa - the best country ever! so so so nice and hot! gorgeous beaches, hot sun, sexy lads what more can you ask for! the best time to go is winter time in england - summer time in south africa. still nice and hot in april but starts gettting colder around end of may until about middle of september. temperatures don't go lower than 10degrees in pretoria nt much lower than that in durban. cape town is the coldest at that time. a really nice place to go is sun city in pilanesburg.

absolutely beautiful country, does have a few minor bad points. but overall wicked. nicest places to go are durban, sun city, cape town, pilanesburg safari, mpumalanga, noth western province. good word to use over there is - lekker -

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oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.

In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.

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