gay gimp

A joyous fellow yet challenged in the heterosexual department, often enjoying bondage and other forms of fetish styles.

"Why did you see Derek dancing at the party last night."
"Yes he's an awfully gay gimp."

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it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

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Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

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kiltin

another name for kidding.

hey i'm gonna slit your throat. haha just kiltin

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fick or ficking hell

polite way of saying fuck, if you dont wanna sound like sum commmon tart

"oh fick, i cant believe that"
"ficking hell, im gonna be late"

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projects

a housing unit occupied by poor people.

billy lived in the projects

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RUHHH

Commonly seen as obnoxious, loud, unreasonably hot, and beezoesque. Usually attends an inner city school, and gets a lot of booty from hot men. Most of the time, jealousy occurs from others. This is very common.

A RUHHH walked down the street and everbody turned around to slap that ass.