jacking-off

masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

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burning french toast

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching

sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast

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chicken

This girl i know who is semi-short, has black hair, big brown eyes, and a laugh that you could hear from fucking Timbuktu. Damn, what a loud bird we have in our hands.

Ya hear that chicken over there? With the rainbow shoelaces?

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oh my hottness

what i said when i saw JP Gwaltney for the first time. I meant to say "oh my goodness" but said "oh my hottness"

Lauren: hey theres jp
me: where?
Lauren: over there
me: oh my hottness! oh my freaking hottness!
lauren: huh?
me: nevermind

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occward

1.) Beyond normal "awkward", SO awkward it's painful, and often causes aneurysms.

2.) Ted

"And she was like 'My mom's dead...' and it was so awkward. No, not awkward. Occward."

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R.S.B.P.

Red Shirt Black Pants-refers to the "special" kids who stay in groups and all wear the same outfit so they don't get lost

You are such an RSBP!

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dumpster fucked

screwed over, had sex with the fat girl or the butta,the fat girl got you in bed.

Dude i think i got dumpster fucked last night.

9👍 5👎